I took this before going to a luau themed party last night.
My real camera has once again wandered off.

Recently I've learned:
- My gentleman prefers blondes
- Maxi dresses are an effective man repellent/birth control. Is this universally true? Do all men hate "homeschool" dresses?
In my experience it seems to hold true.
- Free sushi is a rip off. Should've known.
- Never go home early, you might just miss your friends doing the chicken dance on stage.